Wow, I've totally gone off the board on this new blog site. Whoops.

What's up. Saw KillBill. I was the one who dug it. A lot of people think it's merely a faint memory of Tarantino. Maybe it is, can't people evolve over ten years. Let the next 27 year old kid break the rules. Tarantino doesn't need to prove anyting -- although I believe he did.

I think he made a better movie with little violence than the one he made with wall to wall action/killing. Volume one pales in comparison to two in my opinion. Whatever, they are just movies. Take them at face value.

I haven't really read lately. I am reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire because I'm a dork. I'm in my mid thirties folks. I read Harry Potter that is so pathetic. I could be doing something useful like the rest of the corporate drones and wathing the Swan, OC, or Apprentice. Oh yeah, I have watched 2 out of three of those.

Why do I secretly feel that watching reality or crappy tv on TIVO make me better than the people that watch it in real time? Just because I speed through commercials and the boring bits, doesn't change the fact that I am consuming this crack. Watching it in 33 minutes instead of 60 does not make me a better person. I mean sucking Satan's Clownis sucking Satan's Clown -- whether you do it fast or slow. I mean I can't stand before God and say "yeah I sucked Satan's Clown this is true -- but I did not tickle his ivories."

Yeah, I really do feel that this reality stuff is the root of all evil. And those of us that think we're better than those people and that makes it okay to watch is probably the worst crime of all. Because those people are engaged in realy life, as trivial as it may seem, they are playing the game, we're jsut watching.

I try to stay away, I really do. My problem is that I'm pretty funny. I mean I am is or was a professional comedian. Very well trained in improv. My strength as a comedian is riffing folks. Riffing on the idiots and morons that corrupt our world. Poking fun at the morons and riff raff. But, these reality folk are seemingly such easy targets aren't they. I mean, it's like hunting deer during mating season, it's not sporting. I should save my vindictive with for the scum that deserves it. But, I'm so tired of Bush.

And individually these reality shows aren't hurting anything, but as a collective they are literally turning us into the Roman Empire. I mean think about it. If the Apprentice isn't the same thing as going to the Forum I don't know what is. The only difference between Trump and Cesar is that the Cesar haircut might someday come back into style.

Watch Series 7. It's on DVD. It's much better than my blog.